Jimmy Durante Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jimmy Durante:

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#0e97c1ef

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#df459805

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#2ffcb4d5

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#1ead2d49

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#0d974139

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#d7c80aaa

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#b1a3eb46

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
~Jimmy Durante


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#f205de6f

I hate music, especially when it's played.
~Jimmy Durante


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jimmy-durante-quotes/#8a5bdcab

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