Jim Varney Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jim Varney:

I like to sing. I write music. Country songs. You have to if you’re in Nashville. It’s part of the lease. You sign a lease that says, I will write country songs and pay my rent on time.
~Jim Varney


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I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it’s lonely work. You die, you die alone. It’s you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.
~Jim Varney


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I’d like to do a piece of Shakespeare. Any upcoming Shakespeare film. Just a bit to say I did a classic.
~Jim Varney


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