Jim Samuels Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jim Samuels:

You’re a good example of why some animals eat their young.
~Jim Samuels


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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
~Jim Samuels


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Remember folks stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
~Jim Samuels


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