Jessica Seinfeld Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jessica Seinfeld:

I am very sure that my children thrive on structure and need boundaries. I know my children need to know what time they are going to bed or how many more minutes until they are leaving for school, and so I have imposed a structure that allows them to know where they are all day long, every day in life.
~Jessica Seinfeld


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I shop for clothes when I have time - early in the morning or late at night.
~Jessica Seinfeld


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During the week, my days are consumed with school commitments, play-dates and work for Baby Buggy, a nonprofit I started, which collects kids’ gear for parents in need. So on weekends, I look forward to uninterrupted time with my family.
~Jessica Seinfeld


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How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people.
~Jessica Seinfeld


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I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my own.
~Jessica Seinfeld


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My Nike Free sneakers add a splash of color and slide on fast, perfect for when I’m rushing to catch the school bus. And my favorite cargos are skinny but stretchy, so I can go up or down a few pounds and they still fit!
~Jessica Seinfeld


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