Jennifer Coolidge Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jennifer Coolidge:

Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#04940f91

I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#6e7e8835

I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#4313a8da

As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#4a119116

When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#e22d5f9e

I'm kind of harsher than most people.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#2daf70ef

People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#b9accc78

I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#1dddfe93

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#43f39e82

I have been able to sniff out a phony.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#8e284b80

I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#8d7cd12d

I don't actually go on the Internet that much.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#20f0e5b8

A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#13f78165

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.
~Jennifer Coolidge


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#be74c7d4

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.
~Jennifer Coolidge


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#d73d2a9b

I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.
~Jennifer Coolidge


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#74dd95f4

A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.
~Jennifer Coolidge


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jennifer-coolidge-quotes/#deb10659

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