Jeff Smith Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jeff Smith:

It’s good to do something for Americans for once.
~Jeff Smith


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I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
~Jeff Smith


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Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!
~Jeff Smith


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<a href="https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jeff-smith-quotes/#b09bc125">https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jeff-smith-quotes/#b09bc125</a>

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