Jason Sudeikis Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jason Sudeikis:

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#e2e8d671

You start at SNL when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my SNL years.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#a7669810

When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#08c1c1e3

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#ef677692

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#afc558b9

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#0321e5ed

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#2af7757f

I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#58d8793b

Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#1383d4a9

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#09847aa0

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#a44f6851

Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in leotards.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#a8470157

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#5fe56c7b

I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they're from a different time and era.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#d60bba85

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#41d8ef03

I'd love to do a drama.
~Jason Sudeikis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jason-sudeikis-quotes/#a4a91657

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