Jane Wagner Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jane Wagner:

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
~Jane Wagner


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#57ade24e

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
~Jane Wagner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#2059fdc0

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
~Jane Wagner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#cb4259ef

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
~Jane Wagner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#febbefd0

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
~Jane Wagner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#e51491dc

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
~Jane Wagner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#156f9e76

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
~Jane Wagner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#80bb5ea2

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
~Jane Wagner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jane-wagner-quotes/#6a360653

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