Gracie Allen Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Gracie Allen:

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
~Gracie Allen


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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
~Gracie Allen


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gracie-allen-quotes/#d0f35c6c

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
~Gracie Allen


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gracie-allen-quotes/#e8591d2f

I really don't act. I just live what George and I are doing. It has to make some sort of sense to me, or it won't ring true. No matter what the script says, there's no audience and no footlights and no camera for me. There's no make-believe. It's for real.
~Gracie Allen


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gracie-allen-quotes/#0b07b00c

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
~Gracie Allen


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gracie-allen-quotes/#2ed713b6

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
~Gracie Allen


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gracie-allen-quotes/#12b8fc6f

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
~Gracie Allen


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gracie-allen-quotes/#dacc038e

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