George S. Kaufman Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by George S. Kaufman:

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
~George S. Kaufman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#b9e7095a

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
~George S. Kaufman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#e7df9882

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
~George S. Kaufman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#c4dc0f4a

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
~George S. Kaufman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#ac29b57d

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
~George S. Kaufman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#a6f57df0

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
~George S. Kaufman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#173139a6

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
~George S. Kaufman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#a2ebb821

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
~George S. Kaufman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#32d9fadd

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
~George S. Kaufman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-s-kaufman-quotes/#b08bd547

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