George Gobel Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by George Gobel:

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#eecdbf0b

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#8df8ef33

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#2fc46020

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#0bf79bbb

Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#0657b4c2

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#8aa30513

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#ddf35c5d

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
~George Gobel


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/george-gobel-quotes/#0a1a3181

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