Gaylord Perry Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Gaylord Perry:

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
~Gaylord Perry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gaylord-perry-quotes/#34e150b7

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
~Gaylord Perry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gaylord-perry-quotes/#44524f9f

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.
~Gaylord Perry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gaylord-perry-quotes/#67ca5fa7

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
~Gaylord Perry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gaylord-perry-quotes/#43639579

I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.
~Gaylord Perry


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/gaylord-perry-quotes/#d1620861

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