Frank Muir Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Frank Muir:

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
~Frank Muir


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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
~Frank Muir


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