Evan Esar Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Evan Esar:

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#4ceabec3

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#f2fd1b2a

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#c5f1af24

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#9b4ff0c1

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#b782b7fc

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#b3664bd4

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#bd33a025

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#6da2120d

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#980f2671

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#ece107c5

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
~Evan Esar


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#d5551e9e

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
~Evan Esar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/evan-esar-quotes/#41e95f11

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