Dean Martin Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Dean Martin:

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
~Dean Martin


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dean-martin-quotes/#a02b0cf2

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
~Dean Martin


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dean-martin-quotes/#089e20d9

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
~Dean Martin


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dean-martin-quotes/#030d3a12

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.
~Dean Martin


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dean-martin-quotes/#205f4e45

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
~Dean Martin


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dean-martin-quotes/#11a79f73

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
~Dean Martin


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dean-martin-quotes/#49ada83d

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
~Dean Martin


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dean-martin-quotes/#5ef21d2d

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