Darrell Hammond Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Darrell Hammond:

I belong to the Democratic Party.
~Darrell Hammond


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I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#d8f9823c

I had a dad you know.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#47df9a6e

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#4866fca0

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#a29b892f

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#8401c416

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#b9e2bff5

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#f972646b

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#8d21dec4

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#db0e3b90

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#84a1cf1f

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#5a4d7ca8

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#f2e66020

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#443112c6

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#d97608ff

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#85bce3d3

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#4d7a3524

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#1e064a30

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#2b8902d7

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#12477636

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#e3a4af72

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#65e55bef

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#b5088498

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#ed110746

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#a4a8e18b

I've seen the hell these people go through.
~Darrell Hammond


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/darrell-hammond-quotes/#d72ecc2c

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