Bobby Lee Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Bobby Lee:

Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#369a944a

I guess I am in handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm... average?
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#421540c1

I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#a423afcf

You gotta understand, there are two different kinds of Asians - the kind who are good at school, obey their parents, go to college - that kind of stuff. And then you have my family - me, my brother, all of my cousins - we're just wretched people.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#8a333935

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#dcdab380

Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#01db5237

When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#192df7cd

I think I am against stereotype. Generally, Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#1093ea0e

I like Columbus, Ohio, because it's Pleasantville for real. They have the nicest white people I have ever met, and I mean that!
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#e28bd9cf

Koreans are hilarious.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#22d2615e

I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#909f35e1

I'm hoping that, over the years, people will come back to 'MADtv' and think it isn't that bad. We had some really talented people on there.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#5291e35a

When 'MADtv' got cancelled, I didn't work at all - for three years.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#2b1ad4d2

I'm in this business, man, and I honestly don't know anything about show business at all. I don't know how it works.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#b1c22a6e

I never wanted to be road comic.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#d8f13924

I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.
~Bobby Lee


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bobby-lee-quotes/#f134f75f

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