Bert Kalmar Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Bert Kalmar:

Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!
~Bert Kalmar


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bert-kalmar-quotes/#f96c6531

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!
~Bert Kalmar


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bert-kalmar-quotes/#67c6ed13

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!
~Bert Kalmar


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bert-kalmar-quotes/#b1faf0c8

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.
~Bert Kalmar


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bert-kalmar-quotes/#6c934435

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