Alphonse Allais Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Alphonse Allais:

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
~Alphonse Allais


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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
~Alphonse Allais


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