Alan Patrick Herbert Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Alan Patrick Herbert:

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.
~Alan Patrick Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-patrick-herbert-quotes/#2121e9cd

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.
~Alan Patrick Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-patrick-herbert-quotes/#57665fec

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.
~Alan Patrick Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-patrick-herbert-quotes/#fefeb5ae

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
~Alan Patrick Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-patrick-herbert-quotes/#a77e1e0e

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
~Alan Patrick Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-patrick-herbert-quotes/#3eb8000d

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