A. Whitney Brown Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by A. Whitney Brown:

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
~A. Whitney Brown


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#26e124cd

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
~A. Whitney Brown


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#ec008211

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
~A. Whitney Brown


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#72b5a51c

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
~A. Whitney Brown


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#8f04f651

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
~A. Whitney Brown


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#e6afdc6f

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
~A. Whitney Brown


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#046550b1

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
~A. Whitney Brown


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#7d3fb2dc

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
~A. Whitney Brown


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-whitney-brown-quotes/#21fdccc2

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