A. P. Herbert Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by A. P. Herbert:

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
~A. P. Herbert


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I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.
~A. P. Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-p-herbert-quotes/#5ca1aafd

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.
~A. P. Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-p-herbert-quotes/#a1ced52c

This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.
~A. P. Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-p-herbert-quotes/#cb283414

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
~A. P. Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-p-herbert-quotes/#c2fc376b

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
~A. P. Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-p-herbert-quotes/#69f3871d

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
~A. P. Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-p-herbert-quotes/#c0ee8e3f

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
~A. P. Herbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/a-p-herbert-quotes/#eef0afa8

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